"Move your feet!"
Aᴅᴠɪsᴏʀs ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴀɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇ Iɴǫᴜɪsɪᴛᴏʀ ɪɴ ᴀʀᴇᴀs ᴏғ ᴍɪʟɪᴛᴀʀʏ sᴛʀᴀᴛᴇɢʏ, ᴅɪᴘʟᴏᴍᴀᴄʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴇsᴘɪᴏɴᴀɢᴇ.
Lᴇʟɪᴀɴᴀ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀɢᴇɴᴛs ᴡʜᴏ ᴜɴᴄᴏᴠᴇʀ sᴇᴄʀᴇᴛs, ᴀssᴀssɪɴᴀᴛᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍɪᴇs, ᴀɴᴅ sᴀʙᴏᴛᴀɢᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ’s ᴏʀɢᴀɴɪᴢᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. Cᴜʟʟᴇɴ ʟᴇᴀᴅs ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍɪʟɪᴛᴀʀʏ, sᴏ ʜᴇ’s ғᴏᴄᴜsᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ʙᴜɪʟᴅɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀʀᴍʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʀᴀɪɴɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇǫᴜɪᴘᴘɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ғᴏʀᴄᴇs sᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴜsᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀs ᴀ ʜᴀᴍᴍᴇʀ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ᴛʜᴇ Eʟᴅᴇʀ Oɴᴇ. Jᴏsᴇᴘʜɪɴᴇ ᴜsᴇs ᴘᴏʟɪᴛɪᴄᴀʟ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪᴘʟᴏᴍᴀᴄʏ ᴛᴏ ᴀᴅᴠᴀɴᴄᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ Iɴǫᴜɪsɪᴛɪᴏɴ’s ᴄᴀᴜsᴇ. Eᴀᴄʜ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴅᴠɪsᴏʀs ᴡɪʟʟ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴏᴀᴄʜ ᴄʜᴀʟʟᴇɴɢᴇs ɪɴ ᴅɪғғᴇʀᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴀʏs, ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ’s ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄʜᴏɪᴄᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ.
So what if one day Varric accidentally calls Cullen ‘Blondie’ and everyone else goes on with their lives as usual because it’s just another of Varric’s nicknames and nobody notices that the normally talkative dwarf has suddenly become very quiet and melancholy
Dragon Age: Inquisition ► Specialisations
If I had a heart I could love you
If I had a voice I would sing
After the night when I wake up
I’ll see what tomorrow brings
This isn’t a fucking competition Legolas
Any time anyone says Tolkien isn’t funny, I bring up this scene.
To put it in context, Aragorn is a ridiculously good tracker. He had just been literally lying flat on his belly on the ground, his ear pressed to the dirt, so he could listen for footsteps of the army that was way, way out of sight. We’re talking miles away, here. Aragorn was listening to the ground. And from that, he figured out that there were a lot of riders, on hecka fast horses, heading right towards them, with the intention of fucking their shit up. Pretty badass, right?
Cue Legolas, a.k.a. You Little Shit. Legolas is an elf. His eyesight and hearing is ridiculously good. Like, it puts any human’s to shame.
He literally let Aragorn lie there on the ground and strain to hear footsteps in the distance for no reason. And when Aragorn got up, the little shit drove the point home by saying “Oh yeah, I see them, I’ve seen them this whole time, there’s a hundred and five of them, oh yeah and they’re all blonde and they’re carrying spears nbd”
Cue Aragorn gritting his teeth in frustration and Legolas smirking like the sassy pointy-eared fuck that he is.
This may actually be my favorite part of LOTR okay
i haven’t posted art in ages it feels like so
i need a da:o mod where the first time you encounter morrigan she just yells “WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP”
Video Game Challenge → [3/?] Friendships
✗ Clementine and Lee (The Walking Dead)"What, uh, happened to him?"
"The same thing that happens to everyone. But he saved me, first. Lots of times."
doNT DO IT DON DO THIS TO YOURSELFi alreaDY REGRET THIS DECISION
Do you ever wanna replay a game but you remember there’s that one fucking level or mission that makes you go “Actually, maybe not”
I took my little brother (who falls on the autism spectrum) to see Guardians of the Galaxy and after this scene he lit up like a Christmas tree and screamed “He’s like me! He can’t do metaphors!” And for the rest of the film my brother stared at Drax in a state of rapture.
So for the last 6 days I have heard my brother repeatedly quote all of the Drax lines from the movie verbatim (one of his talents), begin studying vocabulary test words, and tell everyone he knows that people with autism can also be superheroes.
Now I am not saying that Drax the Destroyer is, or was ever, intended to be autistic. All I am saying is that it warmed my heart to see my brother have an opportunity to identify himself with a character known for his strength, badassness, and honor. And that is pretty damn awesome.
So while I adored Guardians of the Galaxy as a great fun loving film with cool characters I can do nothing but thank Marvel Studios and Dave Bautista for finally bringing a superhero to the screen that my little brother can relate to.